He must've got so mad that he kicked his car, and then he tried to eat it?

So, I haven’t talked to my sister in six years - she’s generally kind of awful, and cut me out of her life for holding the controversial opinion that police occasionally do questionable things that are deserving of scrutiny, because she went full cop-wife (wasn’t invited to that wedding, didn’t find out about it until…

I never entirely forget the Mercedes GLB exists, but I manage to completely blank on its existence whenever I’m not actively looking at one. I’m a little unsure of the market for a small FWD(ish) 3-row Mercedes crossover, that you’re dead set on buying the badge, but on something bland and sensible.

Rather pedantically, the Corsica isn’t malaise era, that the widespread adoption of FWD and fuel injection signaled the end of the malaise era.

If we’re assuming the world was designed for men, then hopefully more men getting more involved in child care means the powers that be get more receptive to infrastructure improvement. It shouldn’t have to be that way, but ultimately whatever leads to better outcomes...

It looks like it was available (and built!) in Iran, but it’s not clear it was ever really offered seriously anywhere else. Still, the original Cadillac Seville was by most accounts, one of the most serious attempts the Big 3 had done at downsizing up to that point. Admittedly, “downsized” has to be taken lightly…

I have one kid, so I don’t need something enormous - the Honda Step WGN is a relatively modestly priced EV van (assume pricing in line with a CR-V if they brought it here), but is also at least a little cooler than the Sienna.

*almost any car

I prefer to think of these as the Guy Fieri Morgan Three-wheeler. I have my motorcycle license, but still want to try a Slingshot at some point.

Yeah, I mentioned in the original thread that we've made a Mazda2 perfectly workable with one kid, compact strollers and relatively small car seats exist. It's not ideal, but considering we're already dropping the cost of a new car on daycare every year, I really don't need to add a second payment to that.

I rented a midroof Transit as a moving van last year, and that was too tall to fit under my side awning, and too long to really fit on what’s left of the driveway. So, I guess a low roof SWB Transit is about as big as I could get (or a Savana/E-Series and such), although even that would be questionable (older, narrow…

Yeah, but we got the Avalon, the distinguished gentleman or lady’s ‘08 Camry.

I don’t know how, but this is Stephen Lecce’s fault.

Couldn’t be anything else;

I have a Mazda2, and it’s been my family’s only car since we bought it new 8 years ago. It was a bit of a hassle when we had a newborn - the rear facing seat would only safely fit with the passenger seat far enough forward to render it useless, but my wife generally still rides in the back with our kid to keep him…

Pedantic, but LT, not LS (which wouldn’t launch until the year after the B-bodies were discontinued).

You could even get the Honda V6 in non-Redline Vues!

Even better than the Impala SS is the Lacrosse Super - effectively the same car, but without a performance badge.

From the turbo Caravans boosted more than a kid that’s had one too many juice boxes to that Montana with an LS4 swap to the GOAT Porsche-swapped Vanagon, as great as normal minivans are, sleeper vans are even better.

Just as plenty of the most notorious horror movie killers are slow and lumbering, don’t sleep on the 20-year old minivan.