mfw I saw that rally-Stang

BARELY grounded to the ground wouldn’t you say?

I’m torn on the license plate reader. On one hand, it’s almost analogous to a beat cop sitting there and running plates manually as they pass by. On the other hand, it’s like a speed camera and violates the 6th amendment.

Line of sight is probably a big factor.

The balls on those pilots...

Damn, I loved his crazy ideas.

Oh I know why, it was because I (and many others) criticized the Jalopnik staff for releasing puff piece after puff piece for Tesla. Hmm, looks like they’ve stopped posting as Teslopnik and I am back in the grays at the same time. HMM

Wrong. 2005.

If this were here in the US, I so solemnly swear to go straight to the Subaru dealer and trade in my new FXT. Don’t care about negative equity. #stiwagonpromise.

It just looks so happy to be there!

My mom taught me to drive a manual in a lovely 1991 Mazda 626. Poor thing endured two sons learning to drive, but it soldiered on. That is, until something in the clutch crapped out on me (master cylinder? I forget) as I was on the highway while my mom was teaching me haha. She was calm and collect which kept me from…

Dammit why can’t we go back to finishing fights rather than starting them...

Motorcycles have an added benefit, at least where I work. If you ride to work, you can park much closer to the entrance, and thus cut down the time it takes to get to your desk.

I wonder if you can calculate the dollar amount of free marketing you are giving Tesla.

#adrevenue

That's the dangerous thing though; those labels are used as weapons to shut down dissenting opinions that have nothing to do with the perceived offenses.

Hulk Hogan must’ve wiped out your entire budget; I hope all these Tesla ads are keeping the lights on for you.

Guys I think your website is wrong, should be Teslopnik now.

At $20m ea, the Textron Scorpion might do until we design a proper A-10 replacement.

Is Jalopnik now the media arm of Tesla and all of Dear Leader Elon’s creations? It seems like there have been a great many articles popping up lately about His companies.