All we have to do is get China to fight one of the surrounding nations so we can sweep in and save the day. Perhaps not fight directly with China, but make them have their own “Vietnam” like the USSR did with us, and us to them in Afghanistan, and Iran with us in Iraq. On second thought, lets not. We don’t have a good…

Your Steve Irwin sounds like Mark Webber

Dear Nissan,

Who cares? It is still going to have a boring powertrain (think EZ36 with CVT, no LSDs). Maybe if they made a turbocharged EZ36 to compete with the Ford Flex and the 3.5L Ecoboost, then I would care. Or put the FA20DIT in there to save R&D cost.

Pretty sure it’s spelled battalion, with two Ts.

True. I suppose B-2s and F-117s just fly through silently then?

Also, how is their radio traffic not encrypted? For training, single channel/plain text is fine. For operations, that shit needs to be frequency hopped/cipher text.

Ordnance?

Dude must’ve been a Jalopnik commenter.

I dislike Lewis as much as the next person, but damn, that must’ve hurt. Even Niki Lauda was apologizing on air. If it were any other modern track, Lewis may have had a chance to get it back, but not Monaco.

This is what I see:

What is this? Nazi Fucking Germany?

Yeah man. Daesh just wait them out until they run out of ammo. Watch the videos of them assaulting SAA foxholes. They wait, yell at the SAA, then the SAA give up. A US pilot would probably commit suicide before surrendering.

Agree with everything you said. My popcorn.jpg did not convey the sarcasm I was hoping for!

I bet Israel would find these very useful.

Holy crap I need to put down the crack pipe. My bad!

Dude at least they’re not Toyota’s fake beadlocks.

Can this be the official banner of Foxtrot Alpha?

No it’s ok, he offers a heartfelt apology. No wait, it says i09 offers the apology. Mweyer is not sorry for plagiarism, he’s sorry he got caught.

You stole this article from Cracked and you know it.