Also for aging pets. Says the woman who just put a step stool next to her bed for her 14-year-old tubby tabby.

You lived with Don Draper?

“Cats” and “too many” don’t belong in the same sentence. Unless it’s “There’s no such thing as too many cats”.

Yeah, accuse me of being an unamused old, but this is gross behaviour...

I don’t disagree but I don’t like the inexplicable pass Kylie’s other parent is getting from Bobby. The girl has two of them, you know? And the other one is known to be an awful parent. Maybe that’s the one who signed the consent forms? Kris is a lot of things but she's not the one with the legendarily poor parenting…

Ugh. He is not even close to pretty! Not even cute. He has an air of Frankenstein about him.

I don’t think he’s even that pretty. I like my men a little more Doc Marten, a little less Uggs.

I guess I’d make a distinction between a partner finding me attractive, and a partner being attracted to me. Like, I’d be fine having a partner who didn’t think I was particularly objectively good-looking. But I don’t think I could be with someone who didn’t desire me — who didn’t find themselves compelled and aroused…

“These weren’t conversations we wanted to have, but they were necessary.”

You think all the old folks banging each other in their retirement homes all think their partners are gorgeous and beautiful? Hell no.

I can’t tell this person from Dane Cook.
(worst insult I could think of)

Yes. Jenny Boylan and the rest of the trans ladies are the reason for watching I Am Cait. I feel like the ladies bonded and became a huge presence on the show to counter the Jenner damage (from simply opening her privileged mouth) to the LGBT community. I’d love to watch a docu/reality series on the Trans community…

I know this is a version of “not all white people” but I’m going to do it anyway: I am sufficiently white that I don’t know what any of this is, means, or refers to. At least I’m not guilty of contributing to this, whatever it is?

“I’m screaming. The internet’s discovered this Cherry Wappin’ Babies-style “Trap Queen” cover, which child actor George Dalton (the Camp Firewood DJ in the Wet Hot prequel!) put out in July—and as Desus said, Fetty ain’t lose an eye for this”

Caitlyn seems to lack empathy or thoughtfulness when it comes to anyone who is not herself. How dense can she possibly be? It’s 2015 and she wants everyone to rally around her, but didn’t quite “get” gay marriage?

How can you have thoughts about being a transgendered woman for 50+ years and only now be thinking about…

Thank you, this whole girl is bullshit.

“I’ve gotten all my sisters on it and all my friends.”

Having an unconventional, unusual, risky, or rare experience (porn, mountain climbing, making every Julia Childs dish etc) is insufficient preparation for writing good prose. I wish more people got that.

I have mixed feelings about her comment. And I wonder if it’s taken out of context? I mean, she’s 42 now so that’s sort of just biology happening. It’s ok if she chose not to have kids when she was younger. There are other ways to have kids i.e. adoption.

I think your “bitch friend Emily” has a bestie named Pam Poovy.