I miss the old Courtney, the one that used to terrify even Madonna.

Tom Hardy: apparently good partner to his special lady friend, loves dogs, a prime physical specimen of a man, decent actor in films I like, and a scruffy beard. I don’t have enough water in my body for this.

He is a sexy enormous heap of a man. And with wee dolly lips.

I’m pretty certain ModCloth can help you with that quest.

I kind of dig some of the prints. I find them rather delightful. Also, I would love to be Iris Apfel when I grown up. That is all.

I don’t know any 8 yo who is left in a public place alone without any kind of parental supervision. I mean, that isn’t helicopter parenting, that’s just parenting. And I am about the same age as jewel and it was the same back then too. We were outside with friends but our parents were just a holler away. I’m sure some…

Some men are disgusting.

And since he can’t have the body goddess, Queen Nicki herself, he’s going after the next best thing.

34DD

I should probably admit right now that I am fat myself. I’m barely 5′1″ and 135 pounds and wear a size 6 and a 34DD

Maybe it’s because I am 5’0” 195lbs... but I have been 5’0” and 135lbs (Not to mention DD boobs) and in no way can I possibly consider that anywhere in the realm of “fat.” To me that is super in shape. I don’t have a problem with fat, but I just don’t think any reasonable person would consider a 5’1” 135lb woman or a…

THIS. I literally begged my father in 1991 to give me all of his clothes from the 70’s tht he had stashed away. He would not. The early to Mid 90’s were ALL ABOUT 1960’s and 70’s revival. Dee-Lite, anyone? Anyone?

• Mindy Kaling wants a baby in her ASAP. [E! News]

Exactly! It’s a continuation of the 90’s trend. It’s 70’s via 96. I had the biggest flares in every color. I love how these youghts act like skinny jeans are the “normal” jean and everything else is a trend. I still remember everyone in 2004 screaming how they would NEVER wear skinny jeans because they are so…

I was just thinking that I remember when those button-up skirts (corduroy!) and ribbed poor boy tops were all the rage back around 1994-ish. I have to say I am relieved someone else on here was around for that.

Uh, kids? This is a copy of the copy of the ‘70s that we did in the ‘90s. Pretty sure I wore several of these outfits in my senior portraits/sorority pictures. (Shut up.)

I would love to see Kim Davis forced to issue a marriage license to Chris Brown and Damon Wayans. Trump and Huckabee giving away the grooms. Bill Cosby officiating. Sarah Palin giving a toast in ‘merican. Then I want to see the whole lot of them choke to death on the plastic from a Kraft’s singles. Or better yet,…

If she wants to talk about it, that’s her prerogative though.

How does Tom’s stay in business? That lousy toothpaste leaves like half an inch of scuzz on your teeth even after you use it. It's my theory that the use of this execrable substance has destroyed the taste buds of countless Vermonters, hence the popularity of dog piss substitute Magic Hat.