That thing does not look like her. But to be fair, it doesn’t look like a hamster either.

girl.

Beets are the fucking worst. It’s the only food that I’ve actually spit out.

“Cool mom at a pumpkin patch.”

If I remember correctly from my relationship psychology course, symmetry isn’t something that people consiously notice, but it is one of those things (like pheromones) that our brains process on a subconscious level to determine attractiveness. I think scientists think it has something to do with developmental…

I remember a study that based on facial symmetry James Franco was the most attractive man alive. Which... no.

“Women who are lesbians may feel less pressure to look hetero feminine” I identified/dated as queer until I met the cis-man I married. I am sure many heteronorm friends/family associate my objectively increased attractiveness with my “catching a man”, but in my queer friend circle I saw this before and see the same…

Attractiveness is not objective. People rate these women “attractive” because they adhere to a heteronormative ideal of femininity. It’s not the other way around, wherein innate attractiveness somehow causes innate heterosexuality, which is what people will assume when they speed-read these scientific studies. They…

Controversial opinion: Chipotle sucks and so do burritos.

Jersey Mike’s and Penn Station are the shit and from what I know, pedophile free. Get your sandwich grub on there.

WAIT FOR ME I’M COMING WITH YOU

*packs bags*

Native Missourian (Springfield); I got the fuck out of there eight years ago.

Yay for you! I’ll make my way out of here some way. I’m from the West coast so it’s been an adjustment.

I just discovered this song and the follow up one (Bonny & Clyde) 2 days ago and it made me so confused. On one hand I really like Emimen as a lyricist and I think the song is very well written and does a good job of putting you in a head of a deranged man. On the other hand, the fact that he’s talking about his…

I’m actually not that judgmental normally, but I can’t stand it when people justify their behavior by saying “it’s natural” or “everyone does it” etc. Some do, some don’t. He might, but that doesn’t mean others would. It seems to be a way for people to deflect actually owning their behavior.

As a truck driver I am disappointed in this story. There are too many words and most of the words are too long.

WOAH WOAH WOAH Sharon. I feel for you. But you leave SVU out of it.

It’s Friday, so this seems like a good time to indulge myself imagining what could possibly be so wrong with a plain long-sleeved t-shirt that would net it horrible reviews.