yeah nah. I mean sure that works for some people, but if you’re a disrespectful dickhead, having an open marriage isn’t going to change that.

It’s never about beauty. Never. Nobody cheats just because someone’s attractive.

So you’re saying... beauty is subjective? And that... people are unfaithful for reasons that have nothing to do with your or the other party’s level of attractiveness? Like perhaps cheating is a manifestation of their control issues and underlying self-loathing (or straight up sociopathy)? WELL I NEVER!

Or don't have them. Another option at least.

Here’s the thing: even if you hire what you think is an unattractive person to be your nanny, if your husband is a cheating dog then they might cheat with the nanny anyway. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

Or take care of your own kids. What a novel idea!

Miles Teller is on the cover of this month’s Esquire, but he’s not happy about the magazine calling him “dickish.”

This gives me a sad. It’s unfortunate when people feel such conviction about their own specific paths to worthiness that all others are rendered backward or worthless in their eyes. It sounds like she’s spent her whole life feeling something she needs to prove to herself, her mother, and us. And while I think her…

Dude, you’re doing it wrong. You have to load that shit up! Huge chunks of grilled chicken or fish, slices of hard boiled egg, different kinds of sliced olives, steamed veggies from last night’s dinner, halved grape tomatoes, even avocado, cubed goat cheese. Then fantastic light champagne dressing or something you…

I liked State of Affairs. She was basically playing herself but as a (sometimes) smart spy, so it made it ok to watch.

I think this face pretty much sums up my feelings about these mature and super subversive heroes who do this to news people:

Can a 15 year old “ha[ve] an affair with her mother’s 35-year-old boyfriend”? I thought we had a more appropriate name for that...

I’m lactose intolerant and am watching my calories. Gimme my almond flavored 80 calorie cup of water. That shit tastes good with oatmeal.

Lopez strikes me as a garbage person. You accept a kidney from your wife, the least you can do is not cheat and divorce her afterwards. Also, preeeetty sure Lopez already debunked this last week, FWIW.

Bustle is for and by women who are moving forward as fast as you are.

Gotta love this site. The editors will bemoan the objectification of women, then promote a business which objectifies women.

omaaaaggg that eye makeup is so gorgeous!

I think that’s it. I mean, she’s not the sharpest crayon in the box.

Ah, I think I see what your problem is: you have a nuanced opinion, and there’s no place for that here. You should cheer for TeamThis! or TeamThat! like everybody else. Stop thinking critically and trying to present a layered interpretation of events. You’re making everybody nervous that you’re “mad” at them.

You know what would make me forgive GQ for this? If they shot an identical version with Taylor Kitsch straddling Colin Ferrell.