“If gay marriage is perceived as legitimate by heterosexual women, it will eventually embolden boyfriends everywhere, and not a few husbands, to press for what men have always historically wanted but were rarely allowed: sexual novelty in the form of permission to stray without jeopardizing their primary relationship.”

His whole thesis assumes that men, in marriage and relationships and life in general, only cares about sex, and that it’s logical and natural for men to always act in ways that maximize sex for themselves. But somehow women are the slutty sluts when they, idk, don’t adequately control men’s sexual urges? It’s weird…

My bestie is currently married to a Kevin, and having spent an hour on the phone with her this morning doing my best to offer support from across the country, I would simply like to say to these dickwads:

I think the blame rest on both genders. I read an interesting story in Time last week that younger people are looking for a lot more in marriage, someone who is going to be like their coach and cheerleader, best friend, sexy hot lover, and bring out the best in them. At the same time, those same people report being…

My takeaway was that women have no sexual agency; the clitoris is vestigial; and that only men desire sex while women provide an easy hole for their gratification.

1. yes! I hate this saying. Where in the world are un-bought cows just hanging out giving away milk?! I want to live in that world.

So basically according to this “professor” women are wanton sluts who should never say no and it’s their fault that men treat them like shit along with them taking control of their bodies and agreeing to film porn?

So, since a lot of people seem to have forgotten, Mark Regnerus is a Catholic fundamentalist asshole who published a “study” that purported to prove definitively that gay people were not good parents. It was a trash study, and did a lot of damage because at the time it gave anti-gay-marriage advocates an excuse to…

Those anonymous quotes are all from her nemesis SJP, right?

He totally knew. The box was pointed to the girl, and as frequently as she went in for more, no way he didn’t see it out of his peripheral vision. In her very first swipe in the video, their hands are in the corn together! He knew, and he let her steal to her wee larcenous heart’s content. Awww.

Remember when everyone was like “Poor Harry, his brother is the hot one”? Everyone was so wrong.

Also Big Trouble in Little China

Also, even nerds!

All she’s known for!?! Ahem. Excuse me. Perhaps you’re not acquainted with a little movie called MANNEQUIN??

Prince Harry is awesome. I’ve forgiven him for that unfortunate Nazi costume stunt because he apologized and has done nothing but good things since then. Him talking about seeing a therapist was revolutionary and so is Heads Together (the initiative he started with William and Kate).

Precocious Pipsqueak Purloins Prince’s Popcorn

Nah. She can write that book:

The hottest royal and seems to love children. I think I started ovulating and I’m a guy.

I feel bad for anyone that dates Emily in the future.

If it’s not in my phone book, it doesn’t get answered.