What are you TALKING about?! Jaden and Willow Smith were educated in Scientology and look how they’ve turn-oh, sorry never mind.

I’m not angry, I’m just looking for someone to explain to me why people who choose not to procreate should have to work more than people who choose to procreate.

Well, but the watermelon is a miraculous, adorable new little human. I hate when parents are all “oh, it’s the same as taking leave for a sick family member.” No it’s not. The latter is scary and depressing. Having a new little baby and getting to play with it (and also it’s a lot of work) while getting paid for a…

I love how Donny feels the need to respond to every slight either real or imagined like an 8 year old. How can he find time to be President tweeting so much. Putin: SMELLS BAD! Kim Jong Un: WEIRD HAIRCUT!

I hope he doesn’t even address it. To give Trump more attention is beneath Last Week Tonight.

Sometimes I think that Donald Trump’s people are like Mona Lisa and Jean Ralphio from Parks and Recs. They say things Trump wants to hear in exchange for money.

Golly. Two conflicting accounts. But who are we supposed to believe? 3 sides to every story, amirite?

“I REFUSE TO GO TO PROM WITH JOHN OLIVER imeanhedidn’taskmebut HE SHOULDN’T WASTE HIS TIME BECAUSE I WOULDN’T WANT TO GO WITH THAT DUMMY ANYWAYS”

Yep. I lucked out, because my husband is very, very involved with doing household chores and is also a good cook, so we pretty much split everything evenly (well, except for laundry - since I hate it, he does most of it and as a trade I primarily clean the toilets and such. I’m weird, whatever).

Can we just agree that sex shouldn’t even factor into it? “Men’s work” and “Women’s work” is a silly concept. Sometimes the man will be better at repairing the house or fixing the car, and sometimes the woman will be. Sometimes the woman will be better at cooking and cleaning and sometimes the man will be. But setting…

I’m with you so much. Can we all just agree that this whole genre of “men suck at domestic things” is just fucking awful. Like, I am a man. I also like to make sure the kitchen is reasonably clean, and years of living without a dishwasher means I’m 100% okay with washing dishes on my own.

Look, he may not cook as much anymore, but I’ve brought this up before and I’ll bring it up again: the Congo episode of Parts Unknown demonstrates his cooking chops for all time as far as I’m concerned. The dude make Coq au Vin on a rickety boat with no electricity and slaughtered live chickens to do it.

There is no legal ramification anyway. Him filming them in public is completely legal, creepy or not.

He is an opportunistic dickhead. She found his mother a job and sent him to two different private schools that he dropped out of despite her pleading with him to stay. Yeah he might have been 17 but he was given way more opportunities than any other kid in the world.

Cap’n Crunch and Fruity Pebbles combined?!?!?

I used to have no feelings about Christy Teigen. But the more I read about her, the more I like.