That last one reads like some sort of old style noir crime series.

If you think this was pushing white people away, as your fellow white person I would just like to say, quit making everything about you and your white feelings and maybe, just maybe, you could someday be an actual ally.

Weird. I’m white and I’m not feeling like I’m being pushed away. It’s all about trying to overcome white fragility, and that takes work. Seriously, there are still times I want to say “Not all white people!” but if you do the work and the self-refection, those times get fewer and further between.

The way outrage works is, you stay outraged until you get justice.

Because of their loco motives.

...come on Tiffany Haddish, don’t let me down, Sis.

When it comes to Fraternities, you must use Douche-ams Razor:  All other things being equal, the worst possible explanation is likely the correct one. 

I’ve been following this story for a while because I don’t understand how men in Hollywood can fully support pedophiles, but ice the women for speaking out against said pedophiles. I read Brown’s response and thought it came across spitefull and condescending.

Maybe he’s gay or really an old lady. Only two times it seems at least somewhat less offputting.

John, I know you think you’re very edgy, but you’re just extremely boring.

I can’t stop laughing!

I can’t add anything more than I agree.

Janelle Monae is a national treasure! God, I love her so much. 

YOU’RE HIRED

I still cant believe that police dont see that the average person cant differentiate between the two

For all the people* gasping at the thought that Americans elected a man with Fascist/Autocratic aspirations as the President of the United States:

Do you not realize that there is a high percentage of White people who would be perfectly happy living in an oppressive dictatorship so long as White People were guaranteed…

And I mean, that is the lowest-hanging fruit. It can’t be the first time someone has said that to her.

I get it though. I was like 30 before I could tell the difference between Clark Kent and Superman. Glasses can make you be anyone.