“An 87-year-old with a knife still has the ability to hurt an officer.”

Didn’t watch Joel McHale, but I watched The Break. It was a little hit or miss humor-wise (as evidenced by her occssionally tepid studio audience), but I generally enjoyed her perspective and format. Shame Netflix needed all that very small amount of production money, and more space in their library with infinite…

...and his wife sent me homemade preserves. And since he’s white, you should believe him!

My keyboard will be draining over the kitchen sink since that’s where I spit out my coffee about the eyebrows.  

“This is the photo of Aretha Franklin and Pattie Labelle we intended to publish”

“Some black singer lady died. Seems to be a big deal. Find me a picture.” <— Fox news director, probably.

If Disney thinks it’s okay to fire someone for tasteless jokes they made a decade ago (and that Disney already knew about), then I can hold their feet to the fire for hiring a pedophile 20 years ago.

Saying a GODDAMNED *WORD* doesn’t give you ANY fucking right to touch and hurt someone physically.

Also, white racists are cowards so they usually only spew their shit when they have a significant numerical advantage.

Yeah. That one is worse because: 1- it’s not true; 2- it acknowledges the injustice of the situation; 3- it’s being deployed to say the correct action is not to address the injustice, but just wait around until a new group of others arrives so you can join in shitting all over them. Feck that. 

The only false equivalency I hate more than “if a white person said that it would be racist” is “but the Irish were treated just as bad”.

My favorite band, I have seen them live so many times. For some reason Nazi skinheads think they’re their band because Mike Ness self identifies as white trash, having literally never taken the time to listen to the lyrics. At multiple shows I have seen Mike tell off racists, who then get wailed on in the pit in…

He didn’t portray battery as awesome, but it’s true that he isn’t shedding tears for a someone who thinks speaking out against racism at a punk rock concert merits being flipped the bird.

My favorite part is when the Trump supporter got his clock cleaned.

So, it was a pre-emptive lecture?

Beat me to it. I know sometimes people get desperate, but you do not want to work for a company with that name unless it’s a gay strip club.

You’re talking about suggestive “ghetto” names, and your company is named “Mantality”? GTFO, right now.

Sweet baby Jesus, that’s a whole lot of gorgeous in one photo.  

This crew... since Zoe seemed to absorbed their supergenes I’m gonna go out on a limb and say she is biologically immortal.