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Might as well just give up then, right?

Or, incidentally, Carrie Fisher in that same movie   :-P

Yes; to die on-screen

Sorry—I definitely meant barely literate

Honestly, this is a really solid idea, and one that would be more productive than a national call-the-cops-on-white-people day (if not even remotely as fun). We wouldn’t have to call it by what it is, obviously, because the barely illiterate cries of reverse racism would deafen the entire country. It would just have…

It’s the inconsistency that bothers me, hence both March and November, which can also have nice days, being my least-favored. December is winter writ beautifully, almost without exception; it’s the only month I can tolerate snowfall, when skies are still crisp with an illusion of hope and the ground is not muddied…

Unless it was Shaun of the Dead, because the ongoing series of that would literally be a sitcom with ‘tamed’ zombies ‘working’ menial jobs and hanging out in people’s sheds . That shit would be awesome.

To be fair, the show has never undermined its creator’s mission statement. Robert Kirkman started the comics series by pondering, “What would happen if the zombie movies kept going?” Given that anyone who had seen even 5 minutes of a zombie movie and had a little bit of sense inherently knew that the answer to that…

March is definitely garbage, though my least favorite I think is November - probably because of its weak can’t-decide-if-it’s-fall-or-winter dreary gray bullshit in such close proximity to the glory of October, which is honestly my favorite month of the year.

The Walking Dead had one of the best pilot episodes I’ve ever seen. Sure, it accomplished as much mostly by being a 28 Days Later clone, but it made effective use of cinematography and musical score, a growing sense of isolation and dread, and had a legitimately heartbreaking and powerful performance from Lennie James…

Aww, what’s wrong with October?

RELEASE THE KRAKORA!

I have pretty much hated fireworks since I turned 14, and the slack-jawed obsession people have over it. And I live in one of those states where access to fireworks is relatively simple, because there’s really nothing much else to do here. So, except in the winter, pretty much any two week span with a significant…

It’s going to be tough though for him to split a political career between his burgeoning hip hop career, and I don’t know if I want him to. His last album was tight (no wonder it was quoted in the article).

Beautiful.

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This has always been my exact thought, re: fried chicken.