Every time an article is written about a positive thing, no matter how small and incremental a step that might be, and it’s undermined in a morass of ‘why bother’ fatalism, Trump gets as hard as he does when he’s looking at Ivanka.

“Well I obviously can’t drive this thing around looking like a school bus, that sends the wrong message. The decals aren’t enough. How can I signal to people that I am a Nazi without having to explicitly state it?”

“Mr. Williams, take a look at these Serious Sadist (that’s SS for short!) brand Gray swatches we have…

*double checks and compares the definitions of ‘manslaughter’ and ‘second degree murder’*

I have little doubt that this guy has chronic asshole issues either way.

All the quotation marks for well meaning or well intentioned. Maybe even a couple of parenthetical question marks thrown in for good measure.

Seriously. I feel the need to be wearing one any time I step outside my house. As a genuine public service.

I can confirm that being white is generally pretty horrible. We never get to be systemically victimized AT ALL. It really hurts to be left out.

Maybe he really is fluent in Spanish and they were talking trash about him and his extra snug Hanes whitey tighties got so in a bunch he couldn’t un-clench his asshole for hours.

It might be situational-dependent. In the instance of missing a scheduled court date, yeah, that sounds like it becomes necessity. :-P

*tears up*

Well I’d say Frederick Douglass is still in his prime, with all these good works he’s been doing lately.

Is there really a ‘have to’ regarding that or are they just jumping at the opportunity to throw their weight around?

This is a great article—I expect many can relate and identify with much of it, and I’m one of them—and I wanted to specifically thank you for pointing out the roadblock that depression can often put up in the way of potentially effective ways of combating said depression, like exercise. I’d love for people who like to…

These two were made for each other. I just wish they could find a way to work it out. Their meet-cute would be so precioussssssssssss

It’s those reverse thieves that you got to watch out for. Insidious motherfuckers trying to restock the store.

I’ve always thought that was super fucked up.

A young man is dead. We take that kind of thing for granted far too easily. Regardless of the circumstances surrounding the death, it’s worth learning about and it’s worth spending a second of your time and a fraction of your thought for the loss. If a headline gets people to do that, so be it.

Thank you so much for sharing this.

This is all pretty neat. The only piece about speculating that Ledger’s Joker is ex-military that bothers me is the suggestion following through that he’s “suffering from PTSD”, which is sort of my same issue with The Killing Joke (that I think 89 Batman actually corrects)—it makes The Joker a victim. Even if an…

Nah, I hear ya. There is a grandeur to the film, and I can imagine it from that perspective—I had a similar experience with Jurassic Park, which remains one of my favorite movies.