Yeah, you wanna pasteurize your marijuana first. Better safe than sorry!

I think it’s perfectly appropriate to mock people whose ground rules essentially proclaim that neither of them believe that he is to be trusted. And it’s doubly appropriate when those same people have turned their lives into a crusade to police the morality of others.

It also means he got drunk once and cheated on his wife.

Yeah, it’s not that George Bush is any less bad, it’s that Donald has shown us how much worse a President could be.

War criminal. Fuck him.

I desperately want a shirt that says ‘Jesus take the wheel and the lube’...

There is no way this withstands legal challenges. It’s not only an invasion of privacy, but it’s an imposition on medical professionals. Doctor’s job is not to “investigate”. This is the kind of “oppressive regulation” Republicans claim to be against.

I prefer my marijuana chicken-fried like god intended.

Why is being within 1000 feet of a church a crime of its own?

She gave them a speech. He gave them a cabinet. In light of it all, i don’t mind that speech.

Oh my God, this article is about her giving a speech to rich people! She’s so much worse than Trump! We really dodged a bullet there!

And when bill had his affair she was so wrong to stay with him and she also was so mean to some of his mistresses and alsoooooooo STAMINA

Was never a fan of her, but I proudly voted for her, and whenever I stop and think about how things went down I get really angry. Especially in light of this Russia bullshit.

She should have been president...

Great news, but let’s see if they’re convicted.

This is the correct answer. There is no reason to eat any of them except Jalapeno.

Jalapeño is #1. NO ONE DENIES THIS.

Every ONE of these flavors is an also ran to the great and unbeatable Jalapeno. Honey Dijon?! PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTTTTT! GTFOH.

If you don’t shut the fuck up right now, I will play nothing but Train and Phish at you.

You mean this song by Edwin McCain, bard of the 90s, who I once saw play in a Border’s Books long past his prime?