This was completely intentional, right? Like, what did he expect to happen when he made a racist comment about Native Americans TO NATIVE AMERICANS? Is he just trying to show his base that he’s only begrudgingly interacting with these non-white people, and dropped that little gem to make sure they know where he truly…

I mean, he said it ranged from a personal secretary to Bob Taft. So he fucked Bob Taft.

He fucked Bob Taft in a barn? kinky....

Why would a devote Libretarian live in an HOA? Unless said Libertarian is running it to his or her own specifications it seems counterintuitive.

I refuse to pick a side between Rand Paul and the assholes who run his gated community.

I think we can all agree that this is probably the least surprising of all of the recent revelations.

The weirdest thing to me about this is that it’s based out of Albany, NY.

Ugh, I don’t know why I have to be that person, but if the fight was over saplings, leaves or grass clippings, it would be a flora (or floral) fracas. If it was over dog poop, squirrels, or angry raccoons, then it would be a fauna (or faunal) fracas. My personal suspicion is that this was a straight up anthro-fracas,…

We have one, too.

I’m just waiting for him to declare mental health issues as a ‘National Health Emergency’, so they can split up the $56K the Department Of Health has on hand for NHEs with the opiod crisis..... We’ll have a stack of ‘Say “NO” To Mental Health Issues” bumper stickers to go along with “Say “NO” To Drugs”.

Once again, The Onion got there first.

It’s Texas, pretty sure the term “gun free zone” doesn’t exist there.

Man, if anywhere was going to have a magical bulletproof blanket of thoughts and prayers, it’d be a church on Sunday morning. I’m starting to get the sense that maybe those thoughts and prayers aren’t working as intended.

I’m sure that this was all due to economic anxiety.

He thinks all the thoughts, at once. Unfortunately, they are all the dumb thoughts.

Ladies and gents, I’m ungreyed!