Knowing dudes like him, they always complain about the gun laws in Maryland making it hard to get a gun.

If 28 is middle-aged, I’m in trouble.

And sure enough, Trump cultists online are responding to this story with bullshit about her damn email server...

Well, we certainly couldn’t believe a woman.

Just a friendly reminder that Hillary was saying all of this before the election and even on TV, but nah, her emails...

Whoa. Good on you for trying and sorry you had to go through that. Issa sucks, fuck that guy.

Tomorrow is the vote on the AHCA, so I did something I do often, and called my Congressman’s district office, that’s Darrell Issa’s office in Vista CA, to ask about his vote, as he has publicly made noises about how he’s not thrilled with such a huge defunding of PP and so many people losing coverage. It’s a lucky day…

God’s Debris is the first non-Dilbert, non-humor book by best-selling author Scott Adams

I gave so much constructive feedback in the last box: https://gop.com/president-trump-first-50-survey/

“I need to make sure you’re from here,” the waiter told the women who, not knowing what else to do, handed over their IDs.

I struggle to understand why he likes the dangling feet look so much.

How depressing would it be to learn that you were the marriage-bandaid child except instead of your parents just being about to get a normal divorce, your dad was a child-molester and his only treatment was ‘faith-based rehab’ and he publicly embarrassed your mother. But no pressure, you’re the baby who is going to…

Not YET. I think this is the first email I’ve received that doesn’t cite Brietbart, though. Most of them are opinion pieces.

Signing this bill is a death sentence for Republicans.

They had 8 fucking years to get something together, and they created a 100 page document that looks like some high schooler wrote the night before their book report was due. Now they are standing in front of the class trying to persuade us they really read the…

If yer daddy was a member of a Nazi-affiliated group and yer affiliated with an antisemitic political party and ya wear that Nazi group’s medal on television and sign yer name in tribute to a Nazi group and that Nazi group sez yer a member and when yer asked whether yer a member of a Nazi group ya just say “No…

There’s also this, wherein a Trumpish fellow finds himself busted in bed with a teenage boy:  http://www.theroot.com/member-of-trumps-leadership-team-found-in-motel-with-un-1793303472

Gee, what’s the odds that this guy did NOT have a weapon because he’s a violent felon? Oh, sometimes gun regulations save people’s lives? Get the fuck out!

Fuck Just Want Privacy. They’ve been terrorizing trans Washingtonians under the guise of protecting women for years (shocking that these same assholes are also in support of WA ballot measures that would make it easier for domestic abusers to purchase firearms...).