This is pretty low. A cover letter is supposed to help you show the hiring manager what you can bring to a new job, and this woman wants to use skills she's gained in the past to be a victim advocate in the future. This is probably an entry level job for her, or she'd be talkinga bout her criminal justice experience.…

I hope to all that is holy that neither of us is ever in a position where we're examining maggots under a field microscope to decide which ones to use on our dead, rotting flesh.

I would definitely snort at least three whole marijuanas before going to see it.