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Cue the Tesla apologists:

The Wrangler also exists. And the features he’s talking about are design cues, not added amenities. LR could have done a reimagining of the Defender, instead, they reimagined what a defender concept from the early 2000's might look like. 

But it looks a hell of a lot better than the concept. Lordy, we were entering Vehicross levels of ugly with the concept.

I did not like the concept, but, after seeing all the shots of the actual Defender...I kinda love it. This is high praise from me, a card-carrying SUV hater.

Intellectually, I understand that can never happen again, because pedestrian crash test standards exist, and I’m not sure body on frame SUV’s ever will make a return, given some practical and platform-sharing limitations. (The new Bronco seems like it might, though, so...)

Concept looked better. Deal with it. 

They've decided to embrace all the joke Photoshops and go full retard.

Are... are they just fucking with us?

He/she is probably referring to Hikikomori, “acute social withdrawal”:

maybe it will be something like this:

Same as all the people stanning for the Defender 110 - it’s the forbidden fruit that they see in cool photos from mountains, deserts, and various exotic locations.

If Toyota could offer this thing at that price in America, most people reading this would break their ankles trying to get to dealerships.

What, the guys thong didn’t do it for ya?

I tried to obtain sexy financing once, but a rather large and intimidating gentleman told me that cash up front was required. I ended up having to finance myself. 

about to do some deeply strange things

Seeing that click-bait ass thumbnail was enough for me to skip over the whole thing. 

“Despite having no experience working on BMWs”

The greatest trick that Devel ever pulled was convincing the world they exist

Ash wins, and the rest of y’all are slowcomotives. How tender.

I feel like this is a good compromise between a McLaren F1 and a Baja Truck.