Does it come with poo-poo potty? 

Are you being fired from jalopnik and going over to greenpeace for your new job? 

Yes french. Mmmmmm

Drum rolling........ Tada

This is the original one

Me love spitting fire. Np

Thats a niva

Na, I will take any one of the these instead

Pedo = foot (latin origin). So foot guy. Pay me lawyer fees Mr. Musk

Instead get a lease on tesla model x 100 kwh for 566 usd/month ;)

“there are many other, better uses of $30,000.”

So now taycan is untaycan. A 12 year old has beaten an 80 year old established player.

In how many years will it rust? 

True. I could attest to the gas guzzler tag for all the versions coz I have 1. That too the 4L one- petrol (i stay in dubai). Better mileage only on long drives. But its built like a tank and I love my LC

So technically, hows this a sedan then?

So basically a glorified acadia. Sheesh..