(Sorry, no pictures - trying to share the fuzziness is making Chrome crash.)

fair dee doos :)

netherlands

Shelter Cat Update!

So I’m thinking about trying to write a sex scene for my book. I mean, I always knew I wanted sex scenes in the book. I’m just gonna actually sit down and write it now. And it feels weird. How detailed do I make it? Should it all be metaphorical or more straight-forward descriptions? I was wondering if I could switch…

Fuck her shitty ass parents. Bill for family vacation... I hope she never pays and it fucks up your credit forever, you trifling, nasty assholes. I hope Discover calls you nightly. I hope this article gets you hate mail.

Kentucky Governor Matt Bevin blames zombie TV shows for mass shootings.

As the woman left, she “reached into a water tank containing live lobsters, grabbed a lobster and ran out of the restaurant.” The ultimate F.U. at a Red Lobster, well done. 

Are his tweets getting progressively worse or is my threshold for stupidity getting lower and lower?

Freak.

I have no doubt that it will take at least 90 years to recover from this shit. 

Oh god, Zombie Trump in 2106...

As if France could give a fuck about shitty American wine.

He’s correct.

So policy time is when Donny gets his juicebox and cookies?

I have never hated anyone as much as I hate Trump. He is a grossly incompetent asshole.

Remember when Michelle hugged the queen, and after a half second pause of ‘what is this?’ the queen instantly melted to ‘Yes...this is nice. I like this.’ And yet it was considered a minor scandal.

“Trump is shaking!!!”

I adhere to the old adage “never Tweet”.

I like Christmas music. They can start playing it now, if they like.