#teamscorpio 🦂

Hope you’re having a lovely day!

Obviously it was held over until today in celebration of my birthday. I’m 48. Yikes.

Soooooo what happened to SNS?

WTF, where is SNS?

Oh it was extravagant. Every time I donated or invested I sent a little email to her shitass son, detailing how I spent that money, and he didn’t. He managed to get the rest of her estate, even tho she had 4 children. He has purchased a private lake, and a 3 million dollar mansion on it using the proceeds from the…

After my granFanda died, I discovered she had snuck little bits of money into money markets, CD’s and savings accounts in my name since my birth. I was notified of this by her sister via a post card with my first clue (because she made it a treasure hunt). All told she left me 24k. The knowledge of that money, of the…

Go to the Indio Tamale Festival on the 1st and 2nd of December. You’re welcome.

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Ugh, I hate being cold. When I was broke, a friend lent me a halogen heater. It’s really effective and cheap to run.

I’m already having a migraine. I’m just... speechless. And so, so angry. 

Squirrel Hill in Pittsburgh is literally Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood. His house stands three blocks from the synagogue where today’s shooting took place and that little diorama of his community represented the community where this occurred.

is believed to be a while male armed with an AR-15 and multiple handguns.

Wait. There’s supposed to be a monthly allowance?!

Burn them.

My sister also rubbed Ben-Gay in the crotch of her ex-husband’s underwear. She screenshot the furious texts of his questioning her laundry skills and she told him he prolly had an STD from being a manwhore...pretty sure we peed our pants on that one! 

I’m on the throw them train.

If he does ask, act like you don’t know what he’s talking about. Or tell him he packed them. Let it irritate the fuck out of him.

A few years ago when I started going back to school, I came on Jezebel and posted about it and some people were saying “Go you!” And praising me for being a woman seeking a degree in engineering (I didn’t even mention I was 40 at the time, so not just a woman, but a middle aged woman). And it was so fantastic to have…

Was it the snoring, because it was probably the snoring.