Read that as

Why even hire this vapid, racist, Nazi-adjacent apologist at all? Why give her any airtime at all? There are hundreds of other non-horrible people you can put on TV to help with the Today Show.

Kelly lacks the humanity for this.

My BFF has 3 cats and a child. She recently went couch shopping and sent me pictures of a lovely small white sectional. “Wtf are you fucking thinking!!!!” I texted back. She eventually went with a dark gray, and yesterday she thanked me for talking her out of the white. White furniture is only for people who have…

Prediction:

No one with three kids, a dog, AND a pristine white couch is relatable in my book. Kids and dog, sure. A white couch. With kids and dog? Nope. I’m out. Don’t buy it.

No but guys, haven’t you heard?

There are blackout and sex parties at every gay bar in my city at least once a month, and I still can’t get behind the new prep culture of bareback anonymous sex. It’s a complete slap in the face to everybody who fought for AIDS research and awareness for decades. And in this political climate I can’t help but point…

You know that baby shower is going to be SO uncomfortable! The thing on every attendee’s mind will NOT be the baby; it’ll be the cheating.

However in real life Clarissa is a god loving conservative Trump voter just a couple steps better than Mike Seaver. I wonder what real life Ferguson is up to.

I added to your string of events:

Get fucked. People are dying. She’s a spoiled, homophobic racist asshole and you are making yourself look awful.

Is that why you do? (Thanks for reading, by the way.)

Ok, now I’m laughing imagining your local newsreaders ending every broadcast with “Remember, folks, an adult chimp can rip your face right off!”

I’m not sure why the fact that Kevin Hart’s baby shower costing $118,000 is pushing me into “hatred of him” territory, but it is! And the chimp in a diaper is the cherry on the hatred sundae.

I think you’ve misunderstood what Bloodfiend was saying. OP wasn’t saying “women should write more about gay men”. OP was saying “on a website that’s geared to women maybe we should have less talk about cis gay men and their sexual proclivities, and more talk about queer spaces that are inclusive of those that…

A woman my husband works with was supposed to have her destination wedding in the Turks and Caicos next month. She was livid when she got a call from the resort saying no one can stay here until probably next year, everything’s gone. She does a lot of wedding planning very loudly across the cube farm from my husband,…

Sabrina the teenage bitch

Oof, live animals should not be used as entertainment props. I don’t know how powerful baby chimps are, but the adults can rip your face off! I live in Connecticut where that exact thing happened and we hear about it on the local news all the time!

Have we spent all these years unfairly maligning Ferguson? Was it actually Clarissa who was The Worst?