“As mayor, what I would like to discourage is assembly,” Barnette said.

“Protests are confrontational, they’re chaotic, they scare people. I believe there’s a better way to express yourselves.”

Hm. Not quite exploiting the First Daughter gig as best she could...

Egg?

Can we stop feeling bad for her now? She would never in a bazillion years be invited to anything fashion week related if she wasn’t the president’s daughter and she is 100% exploiting that.

Tiffany is The Spare, in case The Heir loses her looks.

“Last Daughter?” “The Tall Blond True-Blood-Extra One, But Like... A Girl?” “I’m Done Paying Child Support!” “The Daughter I Wouldn’t Bang!”

Yeah, let’s be honest, she’s at minimum Third Daughter.

“First Daughter” hilarious

Also, quite the publicist who thinks that she need to explain to Harper’s Bazaar what NYFW means.

My guess is celebs have a few different rules, and technically it was date “publicly” which does have some differences. But yeah, lousy of him. From what I understand, Tom’s image as a desirable male is a big thing for Scientology, they went through a ton of hoops selecting his “mates” for him and there were a ton of…

Tom Cruise is the worst! Can you really stipulate that your ex doesn’t date for a period of time after a divorce? Apart from being very controlling, that doesn’t seem like something you should be allowed to do, but I know nothing about divorce law.

Yes! I don’t know why I care about Jamie and Katie so much. But I do. fuck Tom Cruise.

I’m wearing a planet fitness t shirt right now! I could’ve been their maid of honor.

“You don’t know whether or not someone’s actions are the reason they lost their job.”

It was like watching the world’s most expensive high school play.

I’m not really sure what it is about my comment that makes you think I don’t live in the “real world” or am unaware of why some people can’t keep their pets - and I never claimed that everyone has family and friends who have the ability to take on an additional pet, so I don’t know why you are arguing against things I…

Upon further reflection, Carey Mulligan didn’t like her performance in The Great Gatsby. Honey, that movie was not your fault.

Yes, she has at the very minimum, just by glancing: concealer, eyeshadow, highlighter, contouring, her eyebrows are done, lipstick, eyeliner and mascara. It takes a lot of makeup to get that no makeup look.

I really think the Queen is way beyond caring about who marries whom especially when those involved aren’t that close in line to the throne. Allowing Charles to marry Camilla was really the end of heavy hands in marriage dealing.