I’m going to start watching this every night before bed instead of drinking herbal tea. It will have the same soothing effects without making me have to get up to pee an hour later.

Waters: “Why didn’t you bother responding to our letter?”

ABC is home to Black-ish and Fresh Off the Boat, it’s one of the better networks for diverse comedy.

Watching pacifist Jimmy Carter just go apeshit on Trump would be immensely gratifying

The headline had me shaking my head with regret. But since the person it’s based on will be heavily involved, it sounds legit fascinating. It must be a bit of a mindfuck to be a top celebrity in a huge section of the world only to be anonymous here in the States and be able to go about your day like a normal person.…

Sounds like a standard sitcom mixed with Aaja Nachle, Madhuri’s comeback film. She played a woman who brought colour to her quiet hometown by putting on a show.

For all of Trump’s tough-guy rhetoric, if he was ever in a fist fight, he’d fold faster than Superman on laundry day.

Oh I don’t know - she’s ninety-fucking-four! That’s BEYOND a good run by any possible measure. The fact that she still has a column at all, is sort of miraculous. How many working nonagenarians does anyone know?

I don’t know. I read that article this morning and was surprised at the number of comments about it being “sad.” IMO, just the fact that Smith is 94 years old and has enough mental acuity to be aware of her irrelevance automatically makes it not sad. What is unfortunate is that she only defines herself by what she…

ALL OF THIS! And it’s especially offensive to me as a WOC. Because guess what, you Ivanka clones, my WOC ass and my POC friends and LGBTQ friends and non-rich friends (because like a normal person, 99.99% of my friends aren’t damn rich) don’t have the fucking luxury of “positivity.” Because the political situation is…

Oh, I find that positivity bullshit to be its own form of aggression. A former friend of mine labeled anything she didn’t like or any critical opinion she didn’t agree with as “negative.” It was such a maddening, disingenuous copout.

So you think it’s okay for Beyonce to take someone else’s work and pain and use it for herself to sell a song?

A big reason McCain is getting the accolades is because he disrupted his surgery recovery to vote to begin this 3-ring circus. I’ll never forgive him for that. This mess didn’t need to happen.

Not to be a dick, I wouldn’t do this to his face, but eye roll at that Tracy Morgan quote. I guess I just don’t get religion. The accident brought him closer to god because he could have died but he didn’t. So he thinks god spared him? But took his friend? Bleh. Whatever. Like there is some sort of magic plan…

The first article I read about this (I think it was on KTUU news) said that the Coast Guard and the FBI were investigating, so yes, federal.

So what are the odds that this isn’t the first incident of domestic violence by this man? I’m also running with the idea that she wasn’t even laughing at him.

At least with the loss of the mother. It sounds like losing the father might be for the best (though it’s horrible they were saddled with a man like this for a father in the first place).

I want to feed this guy’s dick to an orca then leave him on a shrinking ice floe to die.

Literally a Margaret Atwood quote come to life.

I speak Spanish. I am an immigrant. When I updated my Facebook status to married I instantly saw an add for “battered spouse visa”. I no longer use Facebook for that and other similar reasons.