It’s been a long time since I’ve watched daytime tv...is it typical to have hosts don a turtleneck and casually dial up murderers or are these Kelly Today segments exceptionally bizarro?

1. It says exactly what it is at the top of every installment.

Further points against Cameron include the unnecessary scare quotes that indicate that women directing action franchises in Hollywood is not out of the ordinary. Is Cameron thinking of his ex-wife Kathryn Bigelow, a woman who has directed many an action-oriented film, but not an action franchise?

Wasn’t that Malin Akerman?

She was ALSO on top candidate for one-season wonder “Trophy Wife!”

(Middleman is still the best, though. Dub-dub foreva)

I’d forgotten about Greta van Susteren’s transfer. I remember how disappointed several J-schoolers were when she was leaving CNN for Fox News. But note to all aspiring broadcast journalists: tenure at Fox News is a stench that lingers forever, like herpes, or being a “flagged book”.

Yessss I just started watching the Grinder and I was thrilled to see her! I loved her and Tom on Parks and Rec, I was jealous of her. She’s so dreamy and cool.

Haaaa like she’s gonna last 500 days.

Erinn Hayes is funny and talented and I’m sure she can do better than Kevin Can Wait. Everything will be OK.

That is an excellent question. And I sincerely hope they have to answer it in front of a judge and jury.

Jesus. Seriously?!

This horrifies me, as a dog lover & pit bull mom. I find the maltreatment this breed suffers heartbreaking. Posting a pic of pup and me just because.

“These dogs are naturally pugnacious”

Well, if it makes you feel better, I’ll bet the dog has already posted a story to DMZ headlined “Linda crushes coffee prep while rocking a hot new fall look”

“The KKK wasn’t fighting with the KKK. There were two groups.”

I can’t afford to live anywhere other than with my parents and I have student loans for days - seeing gross displays of wealth like this makes me want to die*.

Lena Dunham said (via Twitter) that some of her friends were “triggered” by Kylie’s pregnancy? Why? What does that even mean? Why would one person care so much about the uterine occupancy status of a person they don’t even know?

I thought they were tools.

This gif is perfection. And to be honest , Arrested Development gifs are the best.

Over under on divorce and restraining order: 18 more months.