I keep seeing various articles saying that white people need to speak up and denounce this crap, and say that reasonable white people should distance themselves from the racist assholes, and make it known that racism is unacceptable. And if you don’t you are a racist and part of the problem.

I also have seen articles…

“Why were you fired from your last job?”

I just lopped off a few details on my original post to protect my ex’s identity, she didn’t sign up for me gossiping like a schoolgirl on Jez, ha...

(Note: edited to remove potential doxxing details of my ex-girlfriend)

Or go buy a farm. Who the hell has rescue dogs in a apartment in New York? Dogs need room unless the rescue dogs are poodles or another small breed.

Nobody should ever have to hear their neighbors- period. Be it music or dog misery. If I can hear your bullshit, you’re a terrible neighbor with no self awareness.

Anderson was quite the grifter back in the Indianapolis days.

I bet jumping on a trampoline while holding a jade egg in your vagina is amazing for your core.

This kind of happened to me or rather my housemate. My house had been broken into and the police came round to take a look. When the policeman popped his head into my housemate’s room he exclaimed ‘Wow, they really did a number on this room’ And I had to explain that my housemate was a complete slob and it always…

While this is awesome, these kind of stories give me pause as to the state of my home and the impression it would give to FBI raiders. Like was I really too tired to throw my clothes in the hamper last night? Would the FBI guys sit around the office post pre-dawn raid and muse “hey did you see tornado’s underpanties…

Also if Kimmy Schmidt was in a bunker for a damn decade and still knows about the Kardashians anyway through some sort of cultural osmosis, let’s not pretend that you, creature of Hollywood, have never heard of them, Darren

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His jokes suck, but this line...

John Oliver just did a marvelous piece in response to Jones’ accusation that Oliver takes Jones out of context when reporting on his insane ranting. Turns out that Jones’ imagined conspiracies are very closely tied to the crap he’s trying to sell on his website. Oliver is so good at turning his critics’ words against…

I sent senators Murkowski and Collins emails this morning thanking them for repeatedly voting against this bill in all of its forms, and the motion to proceed. I didn’t bother with McCain. I can acknowledge that he did the right thing in this one situation, but it was for his own selfish reasons, not for the benefit…

I’m pulling for Mario Cantone. He oughta sass it up real good, as well as being a doppelganger for the real Mooch.

There’s a great bit from the LA Times today from their article on McCain:

I am a furniture store junkie of Swedish heritage that enjoys buying simplistic toys for my child.

This.

You too can now experience crushing disappointment and anger when you’re missing a screw while putting together a Tromso.