My father was in a nursing home and what happened at this facility did not surprise me in the least. He died in January 2008 and in just the last year or so am I able to drive past the place without almost having a small panic attack.

Okay I have fantasies about Idris Elba but come on. Those are ridiculous. Meter maid??! Puff pastries?! Ladies step up your game.

Have you not seen The Wire? I mean he plays a drug dealer/killer and doesn’t have the accent, but it’s still Idris Elba.

you could put my 600 sf apt in that living room thing area. Three kids and white furniture? Really Bey?

Do the stars of Will & Grace, all pretty vocal liberals, really think they need to appear on this shit show to promote the reboot of one of the most popular NBC sitcoms EVER.

Unfortunately for Megyn, John Oliver tore her a new one last night.

I flaunted my revenge body all over my sofa yesterday while napping & binge watching Transparent and Mad Men.

I did get a new flat iron that is giving me red carpet ready shiny smooth hair.

Damn! I finally got the right mixture of coffee, stevia and soy creamer the other day and announced to my dog that I was “crushing” coffee prep. Now you tell me!

THANK YOU. As sad as that idiot’s pathetic reasoning is, I’m LOL at your take.

If you find out what that means, let me know. How do you trigger someone with your pregnancy, real or fake?

If you’ve been watching cable news coverage Republican Senators lie about the healthcare bill, you’re just seeing dicks everywhere.

One of Megyn Kelly’s five favorite movies.

I‘ll accept Sense & Sensibility but I think her favorite character is Hugh Grant’s mean bitch sister, Fanny Dashwood.

Louis you need to CTFD.

I don’t know what you read but I did not say that AT ALL.

Is this a tour? I thought the special was a one off.

Is NBC forcing Ellen to have Kelly on her show? Or has she just become that craven that she won’t book Trump, but will book the former mouthpiece for Fox News who declared “Santa is white, kids”.

It was even more brave to wear whatever the fuck this is.

Funny, I was just going to say the same thing about men who do this shit.