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You might be a vertical creature, but I.. well, I spend a lot of time horizontal. IF you know what I mean. (I test mattresses for a living)

Your caps make me uncomfortable during 100% of it

Stephen Colbert?

Nah, that's Princess Peach 2.

I bypass that type of question by letting them know I bring my own flask of moonshine

Ganon = Lu Bu

If this were done on purpose:

Something's trying to break through to our world from the Digiverse!

...Anyone else read that in Bob's voice?

What? A Pokemon related post without someone mentioning the lack of Pokebank? I'll fix that right now: Where is Pokebank?!

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Why does it look like Shang Tung?
Cannot be unseen. Muhahaha

That's weird reasoning for inclusion; a game that can't be played in 2013 is on a "most popular of 2013" list.

There was no controversy about Dragon's Crown. There were like 11 bloggers who all got together, convinced themselves that They Were a Movement. Someone named "Jason Schreier" was involved, mostly upon the entirely mistaken impression that he was relevant and had something interesting to say.

Playable Ganon or even ganondorf would make my day
Darunia or some other goron hero, Sheik, Tetra. The series is ripe with characters that could be really cool to play as

Looks like you'll be getting a new table in 2014. o_O

Blame Sonic. Or Ron Jeremy. Blame someone or something! Because, really, I didn't know hedgehogs were this adorable.