damn, with moves like that no wonder they won by -14

“But he found that WCCW’s face field was already overcrowded by members of the Von Erich family—five brothers and father Fritz, the head of WCCW. A change was necessary.”

The problem was not the screen, but that Bagley ran into it blind and hard. Most of the time, defenders aren’t moving that fast when they make contact with a screen. Brogdon’s lean or whatever looked more defensive than anything, to me, like he didn’t want to get plowed over.

Finally. I’ve been absolutely dying to get David Stern’s take on this.

Take that one back to the workshop.

Somewhere there’s a guy named John Ringo who’s kicking himself for becoming a writer instead of pairing up with Paul George as an unstoppable dad pun duo in basketball.

“You know that maladjusted, self-satisfied, absentee parent we hired who hasn’t seen his kids for more than two days a month since he spends every waking hour berating his players for perceived lack of heart and failure to live up to his unreasonable expectations? I bet his kid learned a lot about football from him!”

I’m not saying the 76ers aren’t good or don’t have a chance to win the East, but the Bucks are beating the ever-living fuck out of everybody, have the best record in the NBA, and just got better, so I’m not sure how one can say the 76ers are the favorite.

As a lifelong Bucks fan this is the happiest & most excited I’ve been about this franchise since I was 12. 

Word out of Washington is that their plan was always to have him be John Steel Slats anyway.

I’m withholding judgment until we hear from representatives of the enormous contingent of dewey-eyed, idealistic insurance-defense attorneys.

Whoever did the lightsaber version must have been pretty board.

“Yeah, they were totally willing to trade an all time great for a bag of ass like Bogut. Luckily, our shit ass medical staff vetoed the idea.”

As someone who had to watch an offense barely function with no drama, no fire guys like Josh Doctson, Jamison Crowder and Michael fuckin’ Floyd catching/dropping passes all season, I can safely say anyone who’s willing to slag off Antonio Brown because he’s a “diva” can fuck all the way off, now and forever.

+1 Homestead Massacre

Because when you have two of the best skill position players in the game, you definitely have to side with your brain-made-of-jelly, held-together-with-duct-tape, soon-to-be-retired, whines-and-throws-everyone-else-under-the-bus, rapist, gray-dicked QB.

+1 Carnegie & Frick

As a Bengals fan and a fan of players over management, I am straight up loving this.

This is Gould Kinja.

Other than the No. 21 jersey and the packaging, there’s nothing about the doll that indicates it’s Sean Taylor.