Mitch Richmond made it in. Of course Dwight Howard will make it in.

This article, like the Giant’s season, went overboard.

Would Bill Simmons call this an alpha dog issue?

Clearly Kristaps didn’t get his height from this side of the family.

This is why soccer will never make it in the US. At least in American football, we all can look at the brain scans to know the players were truly injured.

Great article and the prescient scouting reports are intriguing but I think a lot of the Montgomery success is attributable to the offensive line starting to gel, with my main evidence being Christine Michael’s 4 attempts for 45 yards in that Bears game as well. With all the said, it’s nice to have a running back with…

+1 cut the music

Oh dear. Really, a chronic waste.

Jack off jacks Goff.

Starring Jerry Jones as Tony Romo.

What about international bonds, like those from Chyna?

Carr was stuck in neutral.

I hired “WWE Superstar” Virgil to be in a music video for my band I foolishly had filmed in my house. He showed up an hour early, stayed an hour late, and regaled me with a tale upon sordid tale including a particularly loud one about walking in on Andre the Giant mid-orgy. So that was all totally cool—the uncool part…

You win. Unfortunately the prize is you’re older than me.

Now I feel old because I remember when this guy was drafted. I was a kid, and thought his last name was salami.

You Keep a Knockin’ But You Can’t Come In

You need to know where to Draw The Line otherwise you may end up against a Rock in Hard Place or A Little South of Sanity playing with Toys in the Attic.

The Bears still suck!

But flagrant fouls are how Draymond Green gets his kicks.

If you smoke a joint off the broadsword you get suspended 4 games. If you beat your wife with the broadsword, and there is no publicly available video of the beating, you get suspended 1 game.