The NFL’s but a walking shadow, poor players
That strut and fret their hour upon Jerry’s stage

On this episode of basketball wives, Ayesha Curry uncovers the Illuminati!

Buck bucks convention. Convention bucks Buck.

This proves it can be embarrassing to be so well-endowed.

What about the polka?

I think you’re taunting us.

Clearly, this story is causing a media circus.

Different definition of curves and sliders for this guy.

The quality has submarined.

#DoingItTheRightWay with a 2x alleged rapist playing QB

The joke was all Greek to me.

Totally agree. I’m originally from way up North--lumberjack country North of Highway 8. Never could understand how people could be so racist when there weren’t really any minorities around (save the Native Americans).

Soberingly pie-eyed.

Can’t AP switch back to minor injuries? 

I moved to Pittsburgh 7 years ago from Wisconsin—one mouth-breathing, inbred fanbase to another (and I’m a Packer fan). Anyway, just started a new job and one of my coworkers is a grandma—very nice lady, make sure there’s fresh cookies in the break room on a weekly basis and always sweetly demands you eat a few. She…