It didn’t look like a Nazi salute. It WAS a Nazi salute. Bro clicked his heels and thumped his chest first, then he turned around and heiled the flag. Anyone still pretending this was some awkward wave or “miming throwing his heart to the audience” is engaging in knowing denialism and deserves to be shamed from public…

Not that General Motors is a innocent lil’ angel of a company... but I’m pretty glad we chose to get an Equinox EV instead of a Tesla. In fact- I’d say Elon just helped GM and probably anyone else who makes an EV a lot. 

so they axed an option that probably pushed the truck over six figures?

Am I Google?

SHRINKAGE!

“Consider this your fire academy test. It’s kinda pass-fail.”

Fair punishment would be to drop them off right in the middle of an uncontrolled blaze and let them fight their way out of it. Unsupported, of course. 

I might order some of those delightful “I did that!” stickers that those motherfuckers found so fun in 2021, with Trump’s face this time.

The biggest problem with that is the people who wanted this are too stupid to know why things are more expensive. They’ll be blaming Biden/Dems for the next 4 years for anything that goes wrong while praising Trump for anything that goes well in their life. Any real correlation or causation will be completely ignored. 

Just wait until Canada cuts off oil exports to the US and the price of gas jumps a dollar or two.  Try explaining to your uncle that he voted for that.

Nice. How about a ‘59 Cadillac convertible.

No no no! My MAGA colleague said Canada would be paying Minnesota mega-loonies and North Dakota kilo-toonies when we tariff them. Because that’s how his tariffs work, of course.

“I’m too drunk to drive.  Wait, I shouldn’t listen to me, I’m drunk.”

Here’s a handy pic showing the difference:

The Model Y is ugly.  It literally looks like a model 3 that was vertically scaled by 1.5.  Same with the X.

I still prefer him to Musk!

They both broke, but the Ford was able to start and drive away faster than 5mph.

please dont insult ladies

A lovers quarrel between President Musk and VP Trump?  Oh, how sad.  Maybe Third Lady Vance can get them to make up before the makeup artist leaves for the day.