Dis is why you go to da Gym, so dat you can build up MUUSCLES so dat you can rip Johny off the floor and take full control of the cab.

Pulled off a beach in India by a dude in a oxen driven kart? All I can say is...

Yeah, I’m guessing the entire reason the guy (he’s been identified since this article was posted) picked a Cybertruck for the job was in hopes of detonating the battery. Surprisingly, he seems to have managed to *not* ignite the car. It appears mostly intact, so despite the fact that he reportedly served in special…

And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a weird automobile. And you may ask yourself "why won't this damn thing start?"

/rushes to typewriter, hurriedly pens script about a young man who has a bicycle accident on radioactive road and becomes the superhero Road Rash.

Soon to be the most often used comment in America: We fucking told you so.

Ah the apocolypse proof cybertruck. You know unless it rains, there’s a puddle, a small stream, dirt and/or grass, an update, or even a light fart.

I suppose in fairness, he gets punished when the Wet Bandits loot his family’s house and cause god knows how much water damage to the it and the foundation.

laughs in subaru on snows

Every listing, all on one page, like you’ve always wanted. Happy holidays.

Apparently, Tesla thinks it has a better chance of selling them to Canadians rather than Americans

Headline. I can see how it would be hard to know where to stand when it comes to EVs.

I thought it was for parking outside a  Bass Pro Shop on a Saturday in the Summer and bragging about while wearing cargo shorts.

Yesterday my backyard was full of drones.  Turns out, my neighbor is a beekeeper.

Obligatory

Trump is a such a dumb cunt.

I feel like “Archer” already covered this pretty thoroughly. 

Potholes are the latest item to add to the list under the asterisk for the “designed for any planet” marketing.

I'll be there to give his rotting corpse the finger

Hope the farmers keep their combines locked up during solar storms!