On the one hand, I am not sure I am ok with the redneck “don’t know what it is, shoot it!” approach. On the other hand I am redneck enough to want to watch people shoot down expensive drones.

I’m saving the environment, I said to the six empty seats while stuck in traffic in a four ton SUV.

I didn’t get the audio, but I would’ve been the clown who said “Hey asshole. You forgot your fuckin’ coat.”

“Captain’s Log...Two Zero Two Four...point Three Four Four. On the orders of...Starfleet...I’ve...taken the...Enterprise to the....Earth...country of America to...find out who is...getting us all those...tickets!”

That era IMSA had some of the best looking cars. Although I think the Fiero looks better:

...one of the main reasons I bought a Hummer EV is because it ISN’T gas or diesel...that’s the schtick. Diesel and lifted truck bros HATE them and I love it. They’re always trying to roll coal or gun it past me and I just laugh knowing I’ve got well over twice their horsepower available in an instant and have a…

Everyone practice saying it with me now, “We fucking told you so!”

I want ‘needs sunglasses’ range of colours only.

WWJD?

It really is astounding. They accused our Lord and saviour of fraud, when the whole time he WANTED TO WORK, just in slightly different ways (at least in accommodation to his injuries). They had a dude who was clearly dedicated and loyal to walking for Walmart... and just drove him out.

The only Christians I know that actually try to live a Christlike life definitely didn’t vote for Cheetolini.

Flerf pointing at CyberTruck: “See! No curve!”

Even without magnets, the Cybertruck is still pretty polarizing...

Wouldn’t it be far cheaper to just give Cybertruck owners a brown paperbag to wear over their head in shame than to wrap the truck in vinyl?

Asking for a friend.

I read at the time that Lewis did more laps than he was supposed to do. Lewis responded:

“Check Your Engine Bay For Giant Snakes”

Nope, I see zero reason to have the slightest sympathy for anyone so dumb as to buy one of these turds.

I want to feel sympathy for these people. I want to be a good person and look past our differences, acknowledging that everyone has different tastes and that’s okay. But...