Pay a thousand bucks a month to be laughed at when I’m in public?

My wife saw a post that called it the Deplorian.   I’m still giggling about that one.

I was thinking Liar Liar

You totaled 12 Teslas just by saying this.

also cars.

It was me. I’m sorry. I started the 28 car pileup at Talladega. I only looked down to change the radio station for a second, I swear!

That might set a record for number, but nothing will ever compete with the Long One.

It worked in basically every FPS from the early 2000s that tried to look like it was a wide-open world and not a hallway with invisible walls.

Yeah, I see it.

The Pontiac Rageous vibes are strong with this one.

Pop quiz, hotshot!

Show some respect for Burgess Meredith, you heathen

Found Trump’s speechwriter. 

...I see

tRump is a fucking moron and if you’re a tRump voter SO ARE YOU.

Pontiac G8 GXP. A 4.5 second 0-60 in grandpa’s old luxo-barge.

The non-existent one the Simpsons live in.

I’m not a structural engineer, but I think it’s theoretically possible to get into a building like a dealership by breaking the glass. Again, I’m not a structural engineer and would appreciate someone to correct me. 

maybe someone could find some other kids to break this kid’s legs