Setting aside that I think this story is made up, this lady has one reasonable solution staring right at her - send her husband’s car off to WhistlinDiesel. I’m sure that he’ll figure a perfectly fitting use for that car.
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It looks like a Pep Boys threw up.
That sucks and all, but Toxic Rocket Drop sounds like a really sick skate trick.
As a general rule - GMC Sierra > Chevy Silverado. Actually almost all GMC > Chevy. The GMC grill is simple and nice.
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For the last 30 years, I cannot look at a Jaguar XJS without hearing the tuneman sarcastically say, “Take the phone!”
I vote we replace chrome with complementary colors!
That’s fine, I use Firefox anyway.
Don’t ‘X’ eyes mean a dead character?
Oh! I’ve seen this movie! Stupid, yes, but I’m a fan...
Don’t you dare do what Don Dare don’t dare to do, Don Dare what Doug Dimmadome Don do, Don build the Dimmsdale Dimmadone, and Don you forget it.
You have to admit Crushstation is pretty clever. Too bad they seem to have used up all their brain cells after coming up with that name.
Twister was a good sales pitch too.
RIP Mazdarati. :(
The one automaker which (to my knowledge) has never had a safety-related recall.
Need to slap a Fig Newtons sponsorship decal on that bad boy.
Cybertruck buyers don’t need the hammer because their skulls are thick enough to do the job.
There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose newspaper told him to suck it
They did not approve
And told him to move
From public beach where he had stuck it
someone should have stuck their tongue out.