It has a clue woven into the carpeting that can only be seen with the correct combination of lenses - a clue that will lead to an even more interesting car.

Spider Pig.

These Final Destination movies are really getting to be totally unbelievable.

“We all rode in the trunk of our parents’ Pinto and survived. What’s the problem?”

Burnout:Takedown was my favorite. It was also the first game to ever give me blisters on my thumbs from playing it so much

Who the f*** would still buy one of those new at this point? They are almost as antiquated as their WW1 aeroplane design inspiration at this point. Also that SUV is just horrendous, even for luxury SUV standards. You wouldnt catch me dead in that monstrosity.

*calculates*

Yep. If the traffic leading towards Dallas and Houston doesn’t cause a pileup, then merging with the horribly confusing road interchanges will.

“A slideshow may even be appropriate!”

I don’t know. they can be a lot of fun,

You wouldn’t happen to be looking for a man named Francis, would you?

We have to put old yellow down son, it attacked the other vehicles. 

what a hoe

It doesn’t have to be a tank. Read all about it in my future autobiography.

It was a trailer park and the driver identified as a tornado. Nothing but nature on display here.

Ah, the PT Cruiser drop top, the indisputably worst convertible in recent memory. I truly, genuinely hate these things.

Heres all of them. I noticed a raptor and t-rex one too

Proper cup holders.

You’re a genius!