So you are saying that if I turn up with your corpse at a hospital, I can have your kidneys? We should meet up for drinks, come alone, tell no one.

but I promise I’m not dead

I’m honesty surprised how quickly the aftermarket jumps on this shit.

That list of names sounds like the condoms you get from the dispensers in the bathrooms of roadside gas stations.

Max Verklipkloppen?

If chewing with your mouth open was a car.

Saw this variant on a Volvo wagon recently:

Custom van culture died off with high fuel prices. There is no reason to believe that the electric cargo van revolution won’t bring it back.

Might even be cooler than 2 Wycked

xenon ion thruster engine.

Imagine being the Acadia driver in your airbag cocoon, only able to see sky out the windshield.

I want to build a carbon fiber Mayflower on an i3 platform.

It gives it Ferrari cred…

The main issue is KDM bros are more annoying than muscle car boomers combined with JDM Civic kids.

The bridge was just paying tribute to the late Malcolm Young, guitarist for AC/DC.

It’s one thing for a bridge to be smug, but no one likes it when they are stuck up.

“Meh, amateurs.”

Always seek medical advice if erectness lasts more than twenty four hours.

Funny, I legit only use the roads when racing, otherwise I pull out the cossie and tear across the map making a straight bee line to my next objective devil may care and all.