maxvonian
maxvonian
maxvonian

I like that futuristic deep sea robot arm has had its hose repaired with duct tape.

So, if we’re trying to get bacteria to make medicines and fuels for us, perhaps the next step up [on the bug size scale] is trying to get spiders to build a space elevator for us.

I’m convinced that if we ever find a way to travel faster than the speed of light practically, it will be through some property of spider silk.

Well then how the heck are these guys only 28? ; )

people always freak out about clones, but we don’t really freak out about twins, which also have the same genetic makeup. Isn’t it just essentially an artificial twin? Why is that so weird? (Edit: twins are weird)

Your mama’s so fat the only reason I see anyone behind her is through gravitational lensing.

This doesn’t seem feasable to me especially the plan to get rid of rats.

Let us not forget when they showed us “The Tahiti Protocol.” That scene still freaks me out...

What is the difference between Algae and Mosses?

You can't see the wind but you can see it's effect.

They believe in something they can’t see, hmm...

You do realize that Godzilla not having huge amounts of screen time is the norm, right?

2) The people who argue that they should not be exposed to anything objectionable and that they need a “safe space”. Online forums are a lot like the real world. You might encounter some pretty disgusting things out there that upset you. That is just life. Learn to live with it.

Maybe they just need their own signature version: an explanatory paragraph of text appears instead of several paragraphs crawling into the distance. It would have the same exact look across all subsequent anthology movies and maybe even have a bit of introductory narration from Ewan McGregor as Obi-Wan or someone like

If doodles are the inspiration then in the next film they’ll be fighting a bunch of penises and a giant nutsack. Oh wait, they covered that last part already.

I have a Xenomorph playing drums for White Snake on a stage pulled by a Cobra HISS Tank that will knock his MFing socks off.

Because someone was looking at my 4th grade notebook doodles, and realized they were motherfucking awesome?

Shin Godzilla? More like Thigh Godzilla, am I right? Right? ....guys?