A runner up might be the people who claim that virtually any response to the accusation of racism only proves they’re racist. It’s a slick technique to pre-emptively control the debate. And kinda predictable for it’s lack of originality. But it sells in the halls of echo.

Notice the weird specificity of saying there’s no racism in one’s heart or bones. It’s like saying “I haven’t got a knife in my left pocket.” It suggests one should inspect very closely the person’s liver, kidneys, stomach, pancreas, lungs, intestines, veins, arteries, muscles, etc. because that’s where they may be…

“I don’t have a racist bone in my body”

“The problem with the inner city...”

“I don’t see color” makes me see red, because it’s the most insidious of the group. Like, if you’ve never thought about culture, it sounds good a first blush, but it’s super, super harmful and an utter lie.

Consolation prizes to:

Personal best, sure, but his coach is still yelling at him to run harder.

If this is ok now I think the Minneapolis U13 girls’ soccer league owes me an apology.

Dude killed it at the annual company picnic sack-race

The only reason he beat his personal best was to get to the end and put his dick away. Classic motivational tactic. Try it and see for yourself.

I bet he would do well in the dickathalon

He sure went balls-out.

Urban is nuts about running.

i knew i should have put money down on him to show.

One of the first things you learn in Contracts class in your first year of law school (at least in Texas) is that the disclaimers on the back of a ticket aren’t iron-clad. Just because a dry cleaner puts up a sign saying they’re not responsible for lost items doesn’t excuse them from exercising reasonable effort to…

No, the Yankees are not at fault.

This is a bad take

How it could be put in such a matter-of-fact manner in that statement is beyond my comprehension.

Of course the way society treats women...

Making Faces was great not just for the makeup tutorials, but for the section showing how makeup and contouring in particular could completely transform a look.