“Philly goalie sucks it up” is a headline that pretty much never goes out of style.

Amazing. Every word of what you just said was wrong.

I’m sure that Adrian can give Larry some good parenting advice on how to switch things up.

Don’t tape me bro!

I like cars, have most of my life. But mainstream car “culture” is intolerable for the most part.

Seems ironic this is on Change.org...

The halo is ugly, but nothing is uglier than watching someone die for our entertainment.

Don’t show this to McMike, or whatever the fuck his/her name was.

Unlike the Browns OL Coach, I can see you’re a huge fan of stretching.

20-25 percent of NFL players are able to come back

So what you’re saying is that Rhode Island’s offer to the PawSox was a bad deal for taxpayers, but another city’s offer was even Worcester?

Waiter: Would you like some pepper, Mr. West?

“DADDDDYYYYYY DIDNT GIVE ATTENTIOONNNNNNN”

That you’re questioning if they were jokes makes you part of the mob.

Literally no one did their job in that sequence.

I can’t believe this Taiwanese baseball league is just going to act like the First Amendment doesn’t apply to them.

Yep, I get the whole punching up, punching down thing, but, and there always is one isn’t there, a line does have to be drawn. I mean, heck, white people are soon going to be a minority in the US anyway so how about we stamp down on racism now instead of waiting a couple of years.
Let’s be fair here, you can call it…

Are those “jokes”? It’s hard to tell because NONE OF THEM ARE FUNNY.

There are two seats there for Bobby Knight, one is really heavy and the other is nailed to the floor. 

He is so goddamn dense that it’s honestly a miracle that he doesn’t just sink to the bottom of the pool and drown every time he gets into the water.