I respect a man that takes care of his car - regardless of the make or model.

“Sent from my iPhone” pretty much tells me all I need to know about this moron.

*only applies if first base is unoccupied.

So about $100 per horsepower.

When I see a master chef, all I see is a man or woman who will continually try and fail to come up with something better than the double cheeseburger.

pluh-uhs wuhn phonetics

Really? Shocker

No, fuck this guy. The cop is doing his job, you got a problem with that take it up with his CO. I didn’t like the bread at the bakery this morning, so let me go ahead and drop kick the cashier.

Imagine a player with the head of a very smart kind of elephant and the body of, well, also an elephant but FAST! Now imagine a man who is half goat and he has hooks for hands. That’s crazy! Why not? Why can’t I have hooks for hands and live in the sewer? I’m just saying there’s no real reason why not. Cam Newton. Tom…

Also, the soldier with PTSD “tossed and forgotten after their immediate use is done” is obviously very similar to a pro athlete literally at the peak of his game, having just signed a huge contract. Yeah, he was definitely feeling like he had been just tossed aside and forgotten.

Can’t believe he doubled down with the soldier analogy. And since he won’t pull me out of the grays, I’m glad you said it.

im the guy in the photo please take down the photo i do not want anyone to see my dress shorts and ruin future soiree surprises

Username doesn’t check out, don’t trust him. Most cheesesteak places do in fact, carry whiz.

You’re not allowed on the ice, bud.

People ask me all the time why I don’t go out and cruise with them and the other car guys in the area.

I’m OK with Gretzky having his number retired by the league but Lemeuix? What about Yzerman? Messier? Where does it end. Gretz is the GOAT and that’s that.

My point is if you hang around and suck, it should count against you.

I've seen his name come up when people discussed good announcers and it boggled my mind.

Just the most overrated announcer in pro sports.