Goodell: Mark, I gotta be honest. The NFL will not permit this.
Davis: Oh, really? Maybe some “Green” will change your mind.
Goodell: Are...Those lettuce cups?
Davis: Ooohhh yeah. But it’s not the lettuce that should interest you. It’s whats...inside.
Goodell: Shredded chicken?
Davis: *Whispers* It’s delicious.
Goodell:…

When Maureen Dowd asked Peter Thiel why Cirque de Soleil performers had been hired to build the new arena, he replied dryly, “I would ask you, why wouldn’t they build the arena? We need to move past this ancient idea that buildings should be built by people who know how to build buildings. Let acrobats take a stab at…

Bow to da plow da bang da bang diggy diggy diggy shake the boogie said up jump the oh wait that’s not what we’re doing is it.

fake news

With determination.

He’ll obviously have to undergo a series of tests.

“We shoulda had more time.”

That headline isn’t real words. Atleast not words that go together.

I assume Elton John will be recording a new version of “Candle In The Wind” to memorialize this.

I haven’t seen that much trouble in an Asian bunker since Chiang Kai-shek fled to Taiwan.

Baseball is the only sport that actually looks like America.

thanks for nothing, heterosexuals.  

That right there is what we Aussies call a bogan, and while the term is mostly used in a derogatory manner he’s proof they’re not all bad.

With all the Trump coverage, I forgot how cool it is to have an adult president.

So that’s why her dad hates Obama.

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Clickbaity title? Oh boy that’s not good! Let us examine...

I think we can rule out Derrick as a suspect if you just review his shooting percentage

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