(he WILL - there is no way a man in his position at the company should have the time available for this)

Oh fuck. I am the only uncle my nephew has. Am I legally required to become that guy now? I’m not ready yet.

The real question is not why everyone has an uncle like that.

Also enraged was his other brother Dirrell.

Just a quick pet peeve, Michael. I’m getting tired of every article I see on the Model X (or the Model S for that matter) talking about how the cost of one is $150K. That is like saying every Ford F-150 costs $70K. Sure, they can, if you check every option in the book. But they can be had much cheaper.

We've asked Parker Brothers Concepts to comment on this situation via a Facebook message and will update this story if they respond.

@physalis925: ... It... fucks fruit. The name "Fruit Fucker" hints at this quite strongly, and the fact that it's always fucking fruit pretty much removes any ambiguity that may be left.