How in the fuck is this looping so perfectly?

All told though, major props to Shaq for stepping up when Tracy was in need and lending him a pair of his gluten-free pants.

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Plane cabins are public spaces, therefore any non-civilized behaviors, from anyone of any gender or any age or any ethnicity is unacceptable.

No exceptions to number one. Period.

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ah, brilliant middle-ground disguise.

"People who say things like "if you can't shut them up then get better at parenting""

If you can't afford a private jet, don't complain, work harder.

Look dude, I hate screaming children as much as the next guy, and I AM NOT A PARENT, but if a child is on a plane, it's because they HAVE TO BE. No parent wants to take babies on planes. It sucks for everyone involved, but new parents can't just take two weeks off work to go drive across country to go see distant…

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You're not tall, are you ?

Complain that the seats are too small.

That sounds like the worst thing ever.

Proselytize.

I hate you

It's happened to me a couple times, I've been flying alone, seated in the middle seat, and there is a couple who were assigned the aisle and the window. I offered my seat up to one of them so they could sit next to each other, which they refused. They then spent the entire flight talking over me, passing things in…

True, but at under $200,000 you can actually afford to buy and race a GT-R Nismo for a year vs. just buying a $845,000 Porsche 918.

Hey, sorry, man. I know some people don't appreciate the length and discursiveness of the Foodspin posts, so I always post a bare-bones, nuts-and-bolts short-form version of the recipe over on my personal Kinja. Here's this week's one:

see how fast you can go on reverse.