Can somebody photoshop blood all over one like this?

So basically, you don't understand this correctly.

Coolest. Family. Ever.

I've still yet to see anything that tops this gem of stupidity:

You must be a blast at parties.

This fucker drove the Nebuchadnezzar through a drainage pipe to get to Zion on time to pop his EMP before the robots murdered everyone.

SUPER DIMENSION ATTACK WAGON LEVORG IS GOOOOOOO!!!!

This one's for Raph.

you may want to snopes that one http://www.snopes.com/business/misxl…

Wow, you're a regular wet blanket, aren'tcha?

(Old man fakes out opponent, drives and dunks.)
(Crowd goes wild.)
(Old man sets pick, rolls to the baseline for an alley-opp.)
(Crowd goes wild)
(Old man dribbles aimelessly for 22 seconds, attracts a triple-team, refuses to acknowledge open man, chucks 32 footer and erroneously yells "Bucket!" as the ball caroms high…

"Hey old man get off the court we are trying to play! Move it grandpa! Oh wait, aren't you .. you kinda look like .. nah it couldn't be.."

No, Mr. Clarkson, I expect you to die.

Vodka Samm has spoken.

What's a real BMW and who's making the rules ?

I so so badly want to do a full-on retrospective of Antoine. He really was incredible.

are you serious right now?

Pretty soon we're going to be ordering Venti unleaded premium gas with just a spritz of BP's Invigorate.

Instead of giving it a proper suspension.