When I was in high school I had my ears pierced and subsequently worked on stretching them out. I got them up to what I believe is called 00 (double zero) in size, which a quick search tells me is 10mm in diameter. I never had anything go missing in the lobes, but they were both absolutely disgusting. They they were…

It was absolutely not. Ashley is the only good writer.

“Honestly, yeah it’s terrible,” Paul said about his neighbors’ complaints. “It’s a bad situation. No, I feel bad for them, for sure. There’s nothing we can do, though. The Jake Paulers [Paul’s fans] are the strongest army out there. Dab.” And then he dabbed.

The most mentally grueling sports are iterations of either rock climbing (mountaineering, free climbing, canyoneering etc) or motorsports (F1, NASCAR, MotoGP etc).

I responded to one of your tweets with a DM earlier this week sort of touching on this. I still want that ranked list of not typically solo activities done solo.

Can you name the one musician/vocalist/whatever that you wish had different taste and made better / a different style of music?

Has there ever been a Canadian Deadspin writer?

I finally saw the Drew Magary Chopped episode the first time earlier this week and I definitely want to grab a pint with Drew.

I thought it was Kyle that was bad?

Thinking about pressing my employer, or at least department, to consider implementing Slack. Is this a good or bad idea?

Partly because of Patrick’s excellent blog I am soon purchasing my first bicycle that didn’t come from Wal-Mart (or Canadian Tire). I look very forward to riding it.

Have any of you ever met Shams Charania in real life?

Ever go to the movies by yourself?

my dude. There is not a hellova lot going on in the sports world right now, and these people have jobs to do.

Finding Dory.

Albert!

I know it’s not, but wouldn’t it be so fun if that was Donald Trump brand tie.

whoa

If I played a game with Nick Young on my team I’d probably have a pretty short fuse too.

Wow. I used to like Joey Chestnut.