Less than one week after the series finale of The Leftovers airs and we’re here talking about Fargo? C’mon man.

Could James Comey beat Cristiano Ronaldo in a dunk contest?

That photo alone nearly made me faint jesus christ

Alternatively just raise nocturnal children

PLEASE HAVE HAMILTON NOLAN CHALLENGE DTJ TO A MURPH-OFF

All I fuckin’ want is to watch some very good basketball since the rest of the playoffs have been absolute butt.

oh my god. just hook this kinja right up to my veins

Am I missing something here? Where the fuck are pinto beans?

Even after reading this all I can think is “fuck golf.”

What’s even worse is how those shirts came to be:

Yeah man. One of the scariest things (if not, the most scary) about being a parent for me is that the decisions I make could end up having up lasting, negative effects on my kids. Above all else I just want my kids to grow up to be happy and healthy and good. I even imagine LaVar’s justification for his behaviour, he…

I think it’s unfair to the readers to mention the Deadspin Slack without actually posting screenshots of the conversations

you fucking animals

I really love reading Ashley’s work and I hope she continues to have lots of fun and success in the future

Could the staff of Jalopnik beat up the staff of Deadspin?

I always wonder what these people look like

Nah, you’d be dumb not to. Vampires are for boning.

It wasn’t until I was in my early 30s that I got all the way up to 155 lbs.

For one summer, I believe between grades 11 and 12, every day I consumed at least the following: