Please note that Deadspin editor Tim Marchman was gifted Gordan Beckhan’s game worn footwear by the Chicago White Sox organisation.

I’ll eat pretty much anything except for cheddar cheese but preparing it is another story. If someone wants to grill me some squid I’ll eat the fuck outta it.

It’s too ugly and terrifying I can’t do it. I’m sorry.

Chris, you are an amazing writer.

Guys, thanks. Never listened to the Food on Franklin podcast but I’ve seen it mentioned on Twitter once or twice. Maybe I’ll check it out, looks promising.

This is my favourite excerpt.

Probably the coolest car guy I know.

Imagine having to deal with being a Knicks fan at the same time as not getting that thigh. That’s Kyle Wagner’s life.

Rate of speed just means acceleration. It’s not incorrect in itself, but a billion percent of the time it’s used incorrectly.  

All things considered this is actually pretty cool and good?

I don’t mean to get your hopes up here man cos that was mostly a joke. This trade is very much never gonna happen.

it is very, very, very much both

give him to me

A blog: Are squirrels good?

I wouldn’t want the ball in Lance’s hands with the game on the line either tbh

The Raps suck at shirts

I don’t know what it is about peppers but they seem to bring the worst of the culinary Well Actually Captains out of hiding.

oh fuck you, buddy

Oh my god yes

Fuck you buddy