That was nasty, right?

Honey Dijon is gross but other than that this list is mostly right

who the fuck wrote this

beet and chocolate hummus

How the fuck did you stop watching half way through an episode?????

Y’all watching Legion on FX?

This has gotta be multi game suspensions and big fines for each of them, right?

Simmons is such a fuggin’ dink.

this is dumb and wrong

It’s potato skins isn’t it

Totally unrelated.

I really like what little I’ve seen of your property and house Albert. Excellent work.

Pistons fan?

The real story here is how every other answer Kawhi gave was basically “chicken and vegetables.”

Probably gonna go fast

Kawhi is by far my favourite player in the league right now. I think he’s probably a better all around player than Russ. Russ is the absolute clear choice for MVP. If it isn’t unanimous it’s a damn shame.

You’re wrong. The swish is the best.

This means they’re gonna sign Larry Sanders now, right?

I expected your penmanship to be slightly better Albert.

Being contrarian just for the sake of it doesn’t make you seem intelligent, it makes you seem like a prick.